goblinparty:

I’m constantly torn between the ‘be kind to everyone’ and the ‘fuck everyone you owe them nothing’ mentalities 

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

is this cocaine gluten free

list of people who can make me laugh so hard that i can’t even breathe

• me

(Source: boybanders)

ticktocksheep:

“Hey, buy me this thing”

“lol ok”

“waIT NO I WAS KIDDING PLEASE DON’T OH MY GOD I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS STOP BEING SO NICE DON’T YOU DARE GET ME THIS THING I ASKED FOR I SWEAR TO GOD”